I got my
Science exam results yesterday. Here they are:
Biology
100%
Chemistry
80%
Physics
95%
Overall
92%
I
have a brilliant excuse for not doing so well in the Chemistry exam. Here it is:
We sat all three examinations consecutively without any breaks starting with Biology
first then Chemistry
and finally Physics. I
was fine for the Biology
exam but 5 minutes into the Chemistry
exam my intestines decided to give me a hard time. Now we all know how KHARA
it is to be in the middle of an important exam in a big SILENT
hall with people 360
degrees around you but imagine this plus the presence of immense intestinal
pressure!!! I experienced this! During the Chemistry
exam I spent more time calibrating the wind velocity and noise of my
fragrant FART
than I did thinking about Chemistry!
It was not a pleasant experience and lasted for the remaining duration of the
exam! I am glad to say that in that in the end I managed to keep the noise level
to a minimum. Phew!!! I was relieved to get out of the exam room and head
directly outside where I took a nice long, pleasurable FART, which probably blew
another hole in the O-Zone layer.
How I destroyed
the O-Zone layer!
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Hear The Actual Methane Rich Fart!!!